•- Mr President!
-  What’s up, Elon?
- Mr President, I propose zero percent tariffs for Europe.
- How come, Elon? 
- Mr President, I talked to Matteo Salvini.
Matteo who?
- Mr President. Matteo Salvini is vice chair of the Italian cabinet. A great politician. 
- So, is it you or Matteo who proposes.
- Mr President, we both propose.
- What do I get from zero percent?
- Mr President, Europe is going to be the 52nd state of USA.
- What does Europe say? 
- Mr President. They‘ll be happy.
- How happy?
- Mr President, Salvini, Marine Le Pen, Alice Weidel & Co will be overjoyed. 
- How do we ensure their happiness?
- Mr President, we have nuclear bombs in Italy and troops in Germany. 
- That‘s good. Zero percent for the 52nd state of the USA.